The White Russian with Vodka, No Clothes
Back in February of 06 I was introduced to a guy by the name of Sergi, being Russian too the word got around pretty fast that I wasn't the only one.
We quickly became the alcoholic legend of the dorms spending every weekend consuming apocalyptic amounts of Vodka.
The one story that solidified our legacy happened around June timeframe.
To help you better understand the events, the dorms were set up so that two rooms share a bathroom in between them. The next door neighbour, I'll call him Errol usually spent his days quietly playing WoW and is a very docile person, who was staying away from us after attending a few of the events on prior weeks.
We were on the 3rd day of a Vodka binge operating on the drink-pass out-wake up-drink-pass out schedule and the quantities of empty bottles on the floor were becoming more then alarming.
Once yet another bottle was finished I realized Sergi has left the room, and decided to take a shower, ending up passing out in the bathtub. What happened next I have no memory of and was told to me by Errol.
Apparently, I got up, couldn't find where I threw my clothes, and decided to peacefully walk back into the room to continue drinking. Naked. But the wrong room. What followed was Errol's scream across the entire dorms:
"SERGI! WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A DRUNK NAKED RUSSIAN IN MY ROOM!?"
Miraculously Sergi heard and retaliated:
"SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE YOU GET ANOTHER ONE!"
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