I Do Puke

One night I went on a date with a guy that had traveled from Ohio to Tennessee to see me.

When I went back to my apartment after the date, my room mate wanted me to drink with her, so I did. I drank too much and was sick all the next day.

So when the guy that came to see me wanted to go out before he left to go back to Ohio, I agreed to take a drive before he left. He had to stop at Wal Mart and I stayed in the car.

I thought I could hold my puke in, but I couldn't so I opened the door and threw up thinking he would never see it since it was on my side. I was wrong. When he came back, he came around to my side to put some things in his backseat and almost stepped in my puke.

I thought that was a deal breaker but we've been together for almost a year and we're talking about marriage. I guess it didn't turn him off too bad.

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