Beer Pong and Detective Scrotes
Chants of "Ross's Sac, Ross's Sac" could be heard loud and clear.
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Flippin' the Bird to Little Kids
There was no way in hell I was going to let this little bastard get away with minding his own business.
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Say No to the Mohawk
Jess was at least 2 times bigger than him and she had a crazy lookin mohawk.
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PotsDAM! Man Bites Fish
But Bear Grylls and the gods of karma would not be denied...
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Making It with a Made Hottie
“He isn’t “in” the Mafia, but all of his friends are.”
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The Tube to Nowhere
I see a black bear cub on the bank to the left...I'm officially scared
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My Roommate the Crackwhore
I am thoroughly considering that she may have had crackhead sex in my bed.
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The Strip Poker Trip
The next hand Sasha lost her bra, slipped it off like it was nothing.
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Pisser of a Wrestler
After about 5 minutes of non-stop tickling, I wet myself.
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The White Russian with Vodka, No Clothes
We were on the 3rd day of a Vodka binge operating on the drink-pass out-wake up-drink-pass out schedule
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I Do Puke
I opened the door and threw up thinking he would never see it since it was on my side. I was wrong.
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Big Pain in the Big Roommate Ass
The past 1 1/2 months of horrible stuff she did put me under so much stress that I almost had to go to the hospital.
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Pure Death and Vomit
Ross made it to the suite, went into the bathroom and passed out on the floor, face-first in a puddle of shit water.
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The F'ing Futon
I knew it was coming, since it was 1pm and she was drunk and cuddling with a guy.
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Low Blood Sugar & the Spanker
Looking back, confronting him would have been less agonizing than the wait for him to finish.
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