Beer Pong and Detective Scrotes

Chants of "Ross's Sac, Ross's Sac" could be heard loud and clear. Read More...
Flippin' the Bird to Little Kids

There was no way in hell I was going to let this little bastard get away with minding his own business. Read More...
Say No to the Mohawk

Jess was at least 2 times bigger than him and she had a crazy lookin mohawk. Read More...
PotsDAM! Man Bites Fish

But Bear Grylls and the gods of karma would not be denied... Read More...
Making It with a Made Hottie

“He isn’t “in” the Mafia, but all of his friends are.” Read More...
The Tube to Nowhere

I see a black bear cub on the bank to the left...I'm officially scared Read More...
My Roommate the Crackwhore

I am thoroughly considering that she may have had crackhead sex in my bed. Read More...
The Strip Poker Trip

The next hand Sasha lost her bra, slipped it off like it was nothing. Read More...
Pisser of a Wrestler

After about 5 minutes of non-stop tickling, I wet myself. Read More...
The White Russian with Vodka, No Clothes

We were on the 3rd day of a Vodka binge operating on the drink-pass out-wake up-drink-pass out schedule Read More...
I Do Puke

I opened the door and threw up thinking he would never see it since it was on my side. I was wrong. Read More...
Big Pain in the Big Roommate Ass

The past 1 1/2 months of horrible stuff she did put me under so much stress that I almost had to go to the hospital. Read More...
Pure Death and Vomit

Ross made it to the suite, went into the bathroom and passed out on the floor, face-first in a puddle of shit water. Read More...
The F'ing Futon

I knew it was coming, since it was 1pm and she was drunk and cuddling with a guy. Read More...
Low Blood Sugar & the Spanker

Looking back, confronting him would have been less agonizing than the wait for him to finish. Read More...

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