With people like Sheryl Crow saying things like, "I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting", I decided to pass on the celebrations. I don't need the police in my bathroom counting my toilet paper squares, thank you very much. Sheryl Crow is soooo 1984.

Did you ever notice that Earth Day also happens to be on Vladimir Lenin's birthday? Coincidence? I think not.